Roy’s everyday life

Roy is always there to help you. But what does he do when he is currently not busy scheduling your tinder dates or has a day off? What does an average day in the eternal life of Roy look like?

7:00 am: Roy wakes up. He never oversleeps because he always gets woken up by his alarm which he sets with the help of Alexa Skill (maybe you should try this, too. We are sure your boss will prefer you being on time for once).

7:30 am: No breakfast. Roy doesn’t eat; he is an artificial intelligence, after all. He needs a coffee, though – everybody does, even inanimate entities. How he drinks his coffee? Medium-roast 100% Arabica beans, sourced from Fair-Trade farmers in Sumatra, filter brewed with a Hario V60 Coffee Dripper (yes, Roy is kind of a Hipster. We like to call him Hipsteroy). If Roy drinks his coffee with milk, you ask? He thinks that there is a time and place for milk in a good cup of coffee. Never and in the trash bin.

9:00 am: Playing table soccer in our office. He always wins. You just cannot beat an artificial intelligence. Hey, Google! Roy wants to challenge your AlphaGo. Are you ready for the challenge?

1:00 pm: Cardio Session. Roy runs faster than any other app on your phone (even faster than Usain Bolt). And he wants to keep it that way.  

3:00 pm: Swiping left and right on Ainder (the Artificial-Intelligence version of Tinder). He is pretty successful there. Other AIs really like Roy’s bowtie. So he gets a lot of dates, which, obviously, he manages with Butleroy – otherwise he would mix them all up (“Hi, Siri, nice to meet you. I like your hair.” – “My name is Alexa.” – “Oh, I am so sorr(o)y, I should have used Butleroy.”)

4:00 pm: “Kaffee und Kuchen,” as we like to call it in Austria. Roy is drinking his fourth cup of coffee (this time brewed with an AeroPress using the Inverted Method) and eating an apple pie (he does not have to eat anything but who can say no to a warm and delicious piece of apple pie?).

6:00 – 8:00 pm: Binge-watching Suits, Game of Thrones, Lucifer, and Stranger Things #netflixandchill.

10:00 pm: Setting his alarm with the help of Siri. Alexa won’t talk to him anymore since he forgot her name (he better take her out for dinner to a nice restaurant using our Restaurant Booking Chatbot to book a table there).


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